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Dirty Clean Renewable Energy Joke (Video)




Green Giggles Pt. 2 – Renewable Energy Jokes


In a time when grave environmental issues are all over the news, we need some laughter – the world’s best medicine.

Green Giggles Pt. 1 has got some good attention over the past while, so here is Pt. 2.

Green Giggles Pt. 2 to encourage Renewable Laughter!

I made this one up today: and twittered it first: (my personal hate on for the oil companies)

How many BP Oil Execs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They still haven’t figured that one out yet.

funny green humour

Sun and/or Solar Jokes:

Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.

Three men in a NASA conference room deciding how to spend $10 billion.
“I think we should put our men on Mars!” said the first man.
“Ooh, good idea,” said the other two.
“I think we should put our men on Venus!” said the second man.
“Ooh, good idea,” said the other two.
“I think we should put our men on the Sun!”
“How are you going to do that?”
Easy. We go at night.”

Here is a link to a cute video with Will Ferrell & side kicks with some very interesting ‘green’ hints and tips (don’t try some of those at home & some of the language may be strong – warning).

Green Team from Will Ferrell

Wind’s Other Uses (or Natural Way to See Under …)

alternate source of energy

Why are Eco warriors bad at playing cards? They like to avoid the flush.

Just a few funnies in a world that is now amidst environmental, ecological and human turmoil.

If you do read down this far, please take a stand, please change your ways of thinking … we need to clean up Earth before it is too late.

I read many posts about saving dogs, cats, animals, deforestation etc…  But this Gulf Oil Spill has me worried, ashamed of my oil dependent life and I so know we all need to get together on this one.

I am here to join forces to help.  I’ll even go down to the Gulf and throw hay on the ocean and clean up the crap.  It is so sad.

Let me know how I can help up here in Canada …

But what do I know?

Peace 🙂


Green Giggles – Renewable Energy Jokes


Green Energy Giggles and Jokes:

  • Just a few tidbits of green humour, environment, energy, politcal funnies to help green up your day.

the day the earth stood still

What did the California wind farm say when it met Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger?
– We’re big fans of yours!

What’s the best way to charge a car battery?
– With a credit card.

What do you call a silly old man?
– A fossil fool.

What should they do to gas guzzlers?
– Lock them up in a fuel cell.

What did the 150 kilowatt Southwest Wind Power wind turbine say to the 15 kilowatt wind turbine?
– Trick question: Southwest Wind Power wind turbines don’t talk. They whisper.

How can you grow your own power plant?
– Try planting a light bulb.

Kilometers are shorter than miles.  Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.

Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations.  When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.

Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticided grain,
For strip-mined mountain’s majesty above the asphalt plain.
America, America, man sheds his waste on thee,
And hides the pines with billboard signs, from sea to oily sea.

The above one is just really sad …

They say if the warming trend continues, by 2015 Hillary Clinton might actually thaw out. — Jay Leno

 This one says it all really:

sucks that money is green too

Laughter is the best medicine, I say.  So let’s cure ourselves & save the planet.

But what do I know?

Peace 🙂

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